Brad Pitt’s fake or real love letter ? Reading between lines…and cutting here and there.

Greetings, everyone!

I’m back with you today with the need to share the famous love letter that it was supposedly written by Brad Pitt to Angelina Jolie.

So, it goes like this.

My wife got sick. She was constantly nervous because of problems at work, personal life, her failures and children. She lost 30 pounds and weighted about 90 pounds. She got very skinny and was constantly crying. She was not a happy woman. She had suffered from continuing headaches, heart pain and jammed nerves in her back and ribs. She did not sleep well, falling asleep only in the mornings and got tired very quickly during the day. Our relationship was on the verge of a break up. Her beauty was leaving her somewhere, she had bags under her eyes, she was poking her head, and stopped taking care of herself. She refused to shoot the films and rejected any role. I lost hope and thought that we’ll get divorced soon… But then I decided to act. After all I’ve got the most beautiful woman on earth. She is the idol of more than half of men and women on earth, and I was the one allowed to fall asleep next to her and to hug her. I began to shower her with flowers, kisses and compliments. I surprised and pleased her every minute. I gave her a lot of gifts and lived just for her. I spoke in public only about her. I incorporated all themes in her direction. I praised her in front of her own and our mutual friends. You won’t believe it, but she blossomed. She became better. She gained weight, was no longer nervous and loved me even more than ever. I had no clue that she CAN love that much.

And then I realized one thing: the woman is the reflection of her man.

If you love her to the point of madness, she will become it.

Brad Pitt
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Brad Pitt’s actual photo – What happened to his hair? Oh, for the movie sake!

—> Well, did they got married in secret? Is this letter truth or fake? All I can say is: I really don’t care a bit about the answers of those questions.
All I can tell you is whatever it is the reason of the existence of this letter, I ask you to read between the lines… but also, if I cut it here and there… Hmmm…

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So, this is how it goes.

My wife got sick. She was constantly nervous because of problems at work, personal life, her failures and children. She lost 30 pounds and weighted about 90 pounds. She got very skinny and was constantly crying. She was not a happy woman. She had suffered from continuing headaches, heart pain and jammed nerves in her back and ribs. She did not sleep well, falling asleep only in the mornings and got tired very quickly during the day. Our relationship was on the verge of a break up. Her beauty was leaving her somewhere, she had bags under her eyes, she was poking her head, and stopped taking care of herself. I lost hope and thought that we’ll get divorced soon… But then I decided to act. After all I’ve got the most beautiful woman on earth, and I was the one allowed to fall asleep next to her and to hug her. I began to shower her with flowers, kisses and compliments. I surprised and pleased her every minute. I gave her a lot of gifts and lived just for her. I spoke in public only about her. I incorporated all themes in her direction. I praised her in front of her own and our mutual friends. You won’t believe it, but she blossomed. She became better. She gained weight, was no longer nervous and loved me even more than ever. I had no clue that she CAN love that much.

And then I realized one thing: the woman is the reflection of her man.

If you love her to the point of madness, she will become it.

—> But then, I thought: “Oh my goodness, this letter is written in past tense! So I thought to put it all in present, so our men don’t forget about us, about how especial we are for them, for us too, and how much we need them. But then I thought “we don’t need to get sick” for our men to show us their love, devotion, and affection. So I’ve edited the letter…Hmmm, I’ve cut it a lot, the truth.

And what about ladies like myself that we haven’t get married yet? Hmmm, I need to fix that too.

So, here it goes… cut cut cut

My baby is not a happy woman. But I decide to act today. After all, I have the most beautiful woman on earth. I’am the one that falls asleep next to her and hugs her. I shower her with flowers, kisses and compliments now. I surprise and please her every minute. I give her lots of gifts and I live just for her. I speak in public only about her. I incorporate all themes in her direction. I praise her in front of her own and our mutual friends. You won’t believe it, but she is blossoming every single day. She is better. She loves me even more than ever. I know now she CAN love this much.

And then I realize one thing: the woman is the reflection of her man.

I’am loving her to the point of madness, and she is becoming it.

—> Hmmm, much better now!

Sincerely,
Diana.

PS: Guys, please, don’t forget to show your love and affection to your ladies. We love you and we need your attention more than everything.

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“All The Light, Life, Love, And Freedom From The Heart And Soul.”

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